Blog Lama: Berkenalan dengan Abdoulaye Wombose

Pernah tak ampa chat dengan aku melalui chat box yang ada dalam belog aku ni. Haa....maybe sesetengah pernah. Sesetengah tak pernah. Sesetengah tak tau nak pakai. Chatbox dalam bilik aku ni lebih best dan senang untuk ampa menghubungi aku bila aku sedang ONLINE. Caranya, ampa type jer nama ID kesukaan ampa, and ampa boleh terus CHATTING dengan i olls privately, and orang lain takkan dapat baca and tahu. Kita dua orang jer tahu.

So, sejak ada chatbox yang baru ni. Aku kenai ramai kawan baru. Ada yang singgah sat jer. Ada yang singgah lama. Ada yang mai nak pekena aku. Ada yang nak mengurat aku. hahahahahaha...HAAAAAAAA...ni aku nak citer.

Pada suatu hari. Aku telah didatangi oleh seorang lelaki Africa yang nak berkenalan dengan aku. Meh kita baca apa yang kami bualkan.

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Abdoulaye Wombose: Hai Miss Jumie
Abdoulaye Wombose: i know malaysia
Abdoulaye Wombose: i went there last year
Abdoulaye Wombose: im from senegal
Abdoulaye Wombose: my name is abdoulaye wombose
Abdoulaye Wombose: nice to know u jumie
Abdoulaye Wombose: i went to kuala lupur to meet my fren in a privat college there

Jumie Samsudin: seee
Jumie Samsudin: wowwww
Jumie Samsudin: senegal
Jumie Samsudin: how do come across my blog

Abdoulaye Wombose: i was looking at pictures in google
Abdoulaye Wombose: then i saw your red chili lips
Abdoulaye Wombose: lol
Abdoulaye Wombose: then i open your blog
Abdoulaye Wombose: how old are u baby

Jumie Samsudin: 24

Abdoulaye Wombose: u married?
Abdoulaye Wombose: i am 30
Abdoulaye Wombose: i have 2 wives
Abdoulaye Wombose: and 4 kids
Abdoulaye Wombose: pocho, chumba, rebeka and baskaro
Abdoulaye Wombose: i love them so much
Abdoulaye Wombose: i wud like seeing u
Abdoulaye Wombose: and bringing u here to my homeland

Jumie Samsudin: u are funnyy
Jumie Samsudin: but are u reall
Jumie Samsudin: wowwww
Jumie Samsudin: i would love to visits ur country oneee dayy
Jumie Samsudin: insya allah Jumie Samsudin: im not married

Abdoulaye Wombose: funny?
Abdoulaye Wombose: y?
Abdoulaye Wombose: ppl always say that
Abdoulaye Wombose: i am for real
Abdoulaye Wombose: i like u
Abdoulaye Wombose: i want to make u my 3 wife
Abdoulaye Wombose: dont worry

Jumie Samsudin: haahahahahahahahahaha

Abdoulaye Wombose: i rich Abdoulaye Wombose: i handsome

Jumie Samsudin: rich guys dont turn me on

Abdoulaye Wombose: i can give u what u want

Jumie Samsudin: woww

Abdoulaye Wombose: turn u on?
Abdoulaye Wombose: do u know african ppl has a very big pipe
Abdoulaye Wombose: joking my dear

Jumie Samsudin: im so sorry dear
Jumie Samsudin: i dont want to talk to you anymore
Jumie Samsudin: bye

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Aku punya la gelak terbahak-bahak lepas chatting dengan orang ni. Tak tau la dia ni betui ka tak. Aku punya la duk gelak. Ada jugak orang macam ni kat dunia ni. Senang-senang ja tengok aku pakai lisptick merah nak kawen.

Pastu tiba-tiba ada kawan aku sorang ni. Dia masuk YM aku dia tanya. Aku duk buat apa? Aku cakapla...aku baru abih chatting dengan sorang mamat Africa ni. Nak kawen dengan aku. Aku duk gelak la. Tapi kawan aku ni bara kat aku. Dia kata, awat tak layan mamat tu. Mana tau betui ka...ang mintakla tiket p Senegal.

Wa...bestnya. Aku dengan keterujaan yang dibina oleh kawan aku ni, kembali kepada mamat Afrika itu dan menyambung chatting ku.

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Abdoulaye Wombose: dear jumie
Abdoulaye Wombose: im sorry if i did anything wrong
Abdoulaye Wombose: but im only human Abdoulaye Wombose: heyyyy
Abdoulaye Wombose: love!

Jumie Samsudin: im still here
Jumie Samsudin: but please
Jumie Samsudin: im hoping that we can have some decent talk

Abdoulaye Wombose: i dont like decent
Abdoulaye Wombose: i like sexy one
Abdoulaye Wombose: im so hot
Abdoulaye Wombose: red chili baby
Abdoulaye Wombose: dont look at me like dat
Abdoulaye Wombose: close your eyes and i will gv u my arms
Abdoulaye Wombose: abnd hold u tight

Jumie Samsudin: so u say u are handsome and very very wealthy
Jumie Samsudin: why dont u give me tickets to senegal
Jumie Samsudin: i will go meet ur wives

Abdoulaye Wombose: ohhh
Abdoulaye Wombose: i love to make u my wife too
Abdoulaye Wombose: u can meet them
Abdoulaye Wombose: we can stay together

Jumie Samsudin: oh really Jumie Samsudin: ok

Abdoulaye Wombose: in my house

Jumie Samsudin: of course
Jumie Samsudin: if u want to marry me

Abdoulaye Wombose: are you real?
Abdoulaye Wombose: i can go to malaysia anytime
Abdoulaye Wombose: i hv a jet

Jumie Samsudin: u got to ask permission from your wives
Jumie Samsudin: wow
Jumie Samsudin: u got jets

Abdoulaye Wombose: only one

Jumie Samsudin: what do you do for living?
Jumie Samsudin: farming??

Abdoulaye Wombose: yes
Abdoulaye Wombose: i own a very big land

Jumie Samsudin: woww Jumie Samsudin: where is ittt
BUZZ!!!
Abdoulaye Wombose: in senegal

Jumie Samsudin: which part of senegal u from??

Abdoulaye Wombose: i own a company
Abdoulaye Wombose: i do import export of cow and lambs
Abdoulaye Wombose: im the only one to do that here

Jumie Samsudin: wowww

Abdoulaye Wombose: i live in Dakar

Jumie Samsudin: u must be a very succesfull man

Abdoulaye Wombose: the main city
Abdoulaye Wombose: yes i am
Abdoulaye Wombose: which part of kuala lupur?

Jumie Samsudin: do your wives lives in the same house?
Jumie Samsudin: im not from kuala lumpur

Jumie Samsudin: im from Penang

Abdoulaye Wombose: i will go there with my wives and kids

Jumie Samsudin: no...

Abdoulaye Wombose: yes Abdoulaye Wombose: they live in d same room

Jumie Samsudin: i dont want you to come to malaysia
Jumie Samsudin: let me go to your place
Jumie Samsudin: i love to fly on jets

Abdoulaye Wombose: no no
Abdoulaye Wombose: i cannot do dat

Jumie Samsudin: why

Abdoulaye Wombose: yes i will bring my jet to malaysia
Abdoulaye Wombose: and bring u to senegal
Abdoulaye Wombose: we gonna hv a party inside my jet
Abdoulaye Wombose: i love girl
Abdoulaye Wombose is typing a message.
Abdoulaye Wombose: i want many wives

Jumie Samsudin: wow
Jumie Samsudin: but if u marry meee
Jumie Samsudin: u cannot marry another one
Jumie Samsudin: enough

Abdoulaye Wombose: no no
Abdoulaye Wombose: i try Abdoulaye Wombose: can i hv your number?

Jumie Samsudin: no cannot
Jumie Samsudin: not yet
Jumie Samsudin: if u want my number
Jumie Samsudin: i want GIFT from u as return

Abdoulaye Wombose: y cannot my love wat do u want?
Abdoulaye Wombose: i cant gv u my pipe if im not going there
Abdoulaye Wombose: lol
Abdoulaye Wombose: joking

Jumie Samsudin: dont joke like that
Jumie Samsudin: i dont like

Abdoulaye Wombose: its only a joke

Jumie Samsudin: i want new hp. a laptop and a credit card

Abdoulaye Wombose: do u know i always play with my 2 wives together
Abdoulaye Wombose is typing a message.
Abdoulaye Wombose: everyday i want u to be there too
Abdoulaye Wombose: so i will hv 3 wives on my bed

Jumie Samsudin: hey bastards
Jumie Samsudin: stop (*&*&%&^$&^ around like a stupid pervert horse
Jumie Samsudin: u go ()*&)(* and )(*()*&() your own*&^^%%$
Jumie Samsudin: u treat your wives like (*&^^%&%$
Jumie Samsudin: and asking me to marry you
Jumie Samsudin: u look at your face in the mirror and tell u self u stupd

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Aku terus bara kat mamat Africa ni. Main-main pulak. Aku pun balik p kat kawan aku balik. Pastu belum sempat aku cerita kat kawan aku ni terus cakap.

"Wehs...hang nak HP ka? Aku memang nak jual HP aku. 3Gs. AKu nak tolak RM1000 ja,"

BASBIS BETUI. DIA NI MEMANG pa wau kap ya. DIA LAH ABDOULAYE WOMBOSE. DIA SANGGUP TIPU AKU, SEARCH NAMA NAMA PELIK DALAM GOOGLE, AND BELAJAR TENTANG SELOK BELOK ORANG SENEGAL SEMATA-MATA NAK PEKENA AKU DALAM YM.

DIA CALLED AKU KAT HP AKU PASTU DUK GELAK-GELAK. DIA GELAK MACAM BEST SANGAT KAT AKU. DI HARI YANG NAK DEKAT DENGAN BULAN RAMADHAN YANG MULIA. DIA SANGGUP TIPU AKU YANG SUNGGUH MULIA DAN SUCI INI.

DIA KATA DIA TAKDAK KERJA, DAN DIA BARA AKU TAK BALAS YM DIA SEBAB AKU KATA AKU BUSY BUAT KERJA KAT OFFICE.

INILAH ANAK MUDA ZAMAN SEKARANG. DIA YANG BORING. DIA KACAU ORANG LAIN.

AMPA NAK KENAL SAPA KAWAN BAIK AKU NI??

Untuk ampa semua marilah kita berkenalan dengan En. Abdoulaye Wombose a.k.a Edros Zubir.